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03/04/2024

S.P.E.C.I.A.L. Delivery

We're taking a look at the Fallout Commander decks, so step out of your Vaults and explore the Wastelands with us in this week's rad issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(03/04/2024)
S.P.E.C.I.A.L. Delivery
By Carsten Haese
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01/08/2024

Ravnica in Review

It's time to revisit Ravnica, so join us in this week's nostalgic issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(01/08/2024)
Ravnica in Review
By Nathan Long
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05/10/2021

Yeah, I'm Thinking I'm Back

We are back at it again, with Moko once again risen from his grave (where else would a zombie monkey wake up from in the morning?). We have once again put together a spectacular edition packed full of all of those answers you have been seeking! So read on in this week's resurrected edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(05/10/2021)
Yeah, I'm Thinking I'm Back
By Andrew Villarrubia
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10/26/2020

Trick or Treat Bag 2020

Kids in spooky costumes have many a rules question, and if I don't get too distracted by how neat they look, I may have an answer or two.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(10/26/2020)
Trick or Treat Bag 2020
By Justin Hovdenes
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03/09/2020

Catch Myth If You Can

Myths abound as we wade through the Plane of Theros where death can sometimes have no meaning! Planeswalkers and creatures are escaping the underworld onto the battlefield, oh my! Just like your rules questions are escaping from our inbox and into our article for this week! So join us for this week's otherworldly edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(03/09/2020)
Catch Myth If You Can
By Nathan Long
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03/25/2019

Spring into Action

Spring time is here once again and boy do we have the answer to all of those winder blues you are trying to shake off! So join us in all the exciting glory and detail that is this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion! Now if only I can find out what Moko is doing with all those springs.

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(03/25/2019)
Spring into Action
By Carsten Haese
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02/05/2018

Modern Mayhem

The Pro Tour is behind us and we have seen all the Modern action that we can handle! With all those great Modern plays we have decided to provide you all of the answers to those pesky Modern rules questions that have been burning in the back of your minds! So read on in this week's chaotic edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(02/05/2018)
Modern Mayhem
By Charlotte Sable
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01/29/2018

Photo Finish

Once again we are taking you on a journey through Ixalan. Our runners are neck and neck! Asking all their rules questions and we are replying as fast and furiously as we possibly can! Though watch out for some of those flying zombie monkey parts. So join us for the exciting conclusion to your rules questions in this week's edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (0 Comments)
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(01/29/2018)
Photo Finish
By Callum Milne
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01/01/2018

A Clean Slate

Welcome to the first article in this new year! After cleaning house we have decided to kick off this new year right! What better way than to provide you with all the rules knowledge you are going to need in the new year! So read on in this years first exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (2 Comments)
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(01/01/2018)
A Clean Slate
By Callum Milne
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12/18/2017

A Week Off for the Holidays

It is that time of year again! The holiday season is upon us and of course we have kicked our celebration into high gear once again! We just wish Moko did not have a thing for tinsel. So to continue our celebration we have once again brought you an article jam packed with all of your holiday favorite rules questions and answers! So read on in this week's festive edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (2 Comments)
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(12/18/2017)
A Week Off for the Holidays
By Nathan Long
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10/09/2017

The Road to El D'Orazca

With Ixalan's release adventurers are out in full swing trying to discover the secrets of this new plane! Rather than risk their lives seeking solutions to life's mysteries they can find their answers here in our latest edition of Cranial Insertion! So read on in this week's exciting edition!

By Charlotte Sable (1 Comment)
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(10/09/2017)
The Road to El D'Orazca
By Charlotte Sable
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04/17/2017

Sacred Cats

The Amonkhet prerelease is almost upon us and with it bringing us all the cats we can handle! However, before that we have another dose of rules questions brought to us by you the readers for your edification!!! So join us as we produce all the answers you requested and some cat-based puns along the way, in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(04/17/2017)
Sacred Cats
By James Bennett
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06/20/2016

Smashing!

All hail our new undead overlords! The Eternal Masters have arrived! We have a jam packed article this week chock full of questions resurrected from the archives! Awaiting your reading pleasure! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (2 Comments)
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(06/20/2016)
Smashing!
By Callum Milne
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02/22/2016

Null and Devoid

The Eldrazi menace is taking over every where! All of your mana base are now belong to us! With colorless spells abound we answer more of your exciting rules questions in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(02/22/2016)
Null and Devoid
By James Bennett
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01/11/2016

Snow is Overrated

We are inundated with snow here at the Cranial Insertion offices! As the snow continues to pile up we sally up to the fire and break out some of your rules questions to answer! So cozy on up to this week's mind warming edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(01/11/2016)
Snow is Overrated
By Nathan Long
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10/05/2015

Rotarian's Dinner

or,

I said, I would like to buy a vowel, not Moko could you please howl. We have some more puzzling questions for you served up just right. So take a spin through this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(10/05/2015)
Rotarian's Dinner
or,
By James Bennett
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07/06/2015

The Final Origin

or,

The origins of Magic are on their final installation. As we anticipate getting our hands on some the last of the Core sets we once again explore your rules questions! Onward into the depths of Magic history and rules! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Explosions are optional.

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(07/06/2015)
The Final Origin
or,
By James Bennett
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06/29/2015

Just Awesome

We have some awe inspiring answers to your esteemed questions! So read on for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion and all its wonderment!

By Callum Milne (0 Comments)
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(06/29/2015)
Just Awesome
By Callum Milne
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06/08/2015

Bigger Than Ever

Fresh off the biggest weekend of Magic ever, we bring to you some of the hottest rules questions and answers! You asked them and we answered, so join us for this weeks Modern-tastic edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(06/08/2015)
Bigger Than Ever
By James Bennett
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09/15/2014

It's Morphin' Time!

Armodon! Pteron! Ceratok! Felidar! Tyrannax!

Rita is attacking the city again, and we need to turn up our morphs to repel the attack! What better way to do this then by answering your rules questions and answers! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (0 Comments)
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(09/15/2014)
It's Morphin' Time!
Armodon! Pteron! Ceratok! Felidar! Tyrannax!
By Callum Milne
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(07/16/2012)
Thirteen by Thirteen
By Carsten Haese
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(12/06/2010)
Eight Crazy Rules Questions
Give or Take a Few Questions
By Brian Paskoff
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11/16/2009

Crouching LOLCAT, Hidden Message

By Aaron Stevenson (0 Comments)
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(11/16/2009)
Crouching LOLCAT, Hidden Message
By Aaron Stevenson
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11/02/2009

Leftover Candy (and Questions)

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(11/02/2009)
Leftover Candy (and Questions)
By Brian Paskoff
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03/27/2006

Paper Anniversary

By Thijs van Ommen (0 Comments)
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(03/27/2006)
Paper Anniversary
By Thijs van Ommen
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